[OLD]2023-24 FPHL Season Thread

[CrazyEddie20]

They should get one of those to stream the games.

You know what we need even less than Single-A hockey? Single-A hockey streaming in HD!

 

[JMCx4]

You know what we need even less than Single-A hockey? Single-A hockey streaming in HD!

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[battra]

You know what we need even less than Single-A hockey? Single-A hockey streaming in HD!

No.

What we need is Low Single A hockey being streamed in 4K.

LET'S DO IT!

 

[JMCx4]

Is it just me, or is this postponement ironic? ...

News: FRIDAY GAME in WATERTOWN POSTPONED - Federal Prospects Hockey League

www.federalhockey.com

Meanwhile, it was Play On for the remainder of the weekend games in The Fed ...

• Friday Recaps (10/20/2023)
• Saturday Recaps (10/31/2023)

 

[JMCx4]

No.

What we need is Low Single A hockey being streamed in 4K.

LET'S DO IT!

Maybe Eddie can cash in his copious collection of frequent flier miles & partner with The Fed to provide state-of-the-art multi-camera hi-fi audio night vision free-view coverage of every game. I'd toss in my Braniff miles if it'd help any.

 

[battra]

I'm willing to offer my services for in game DJ.

All I require is a mobile DJ turntable and plane tickets.

I will bring the vinyl.

 

[JMCx4]

I'm willing to offer my services for in game DJ.

All I require is a mobile DJ turntable and plane tickets.

I will bring the vinyl.

The Fed's a bus league, son. You'll have to double as the driver AND pay the tolls.

 

[battra]

The Fed's a bus league, son. You'll have to double as the driver AND pay the tolls.

1. I will need plane tickets to the arena.
2. Uhh.. I'm only doing home games.

 

[battra]

Alright, alright, alright.

It's Thursday Night and my River Sharts are taking on the first place Binghampton Black Bears!

the River Dragons (COOLEST UNis in the league) are taking on the Baton Rouge Zydeco.

I can't wait for the battle of the River Things!

Let's go River Jiggies!

 

[jabberoski]

Alright, alright, alright.

It's Thursday Night and my River Sharts are taking on the first place Binghampton Black Bears!

the River Dragons (COOLEST UNis in the league) are taking on the Baton Rouge Zydeco.

I can't wait for the battle of the River Things!

Let's go River Jiggies!

Too bad the game isn't taking place at Family Arena, then we could have the River Otters involved

 

[JMCx4]

Too bad the game isn't taking place at Family Arena, then we could have the River Otters involved

It would, indeed, be appropriate for a pair of river creatures, as the ice melted YEARS ago.

 

[CrazyEddie20]

It would, indeed, be appropriate for a pair of river creatures, as the ice melted YEARS ago.

But @Ritchey27 told us the Chill were going to be around for a long time! That didn't happen??

 

[battra]

Too bad the game isn't taking place at Family Arena, then we could have the River Otters involved

That's a threeway dance I'd be thrilled to be a part of!

But @Ritchey27 told us the Chill were going to be around for a long time! That didn't happen??

OH my lordy...

The Chill...there's a team I haven't thought of in a long, long time. That team was such a shitshow.

 

[JMCx4]

But @Ritchey27 told us the Chill were going to be around for a long time! That didn't happen??

They still live on in my hockey jersey & T-shirt & puck collections. I figger at today's inflation rates, I'll be a wealthy collector in about 2 centuries.

 

[JMCx4]

... Unless it's a game puck, you might as well donate it to your local youth hockey organization.

I'm saving it & all my other precious pucks for the Lindenwood Lady Lions. In their 16-1 home loss to Wisconsin there were so many handed to first-time scoring Badgers by the linesman that I ended up on puck count duty for the timekeeper.

 

[battra]

I gotta tell you folks.

I really wanna be a fan of this garbage FPHL league and its garbage broadcasts.

But it's just garbage. Am I being redundant?

I cannot find a damned broadcast of theirs that's honestly worth watching. Most of them look like B Roll Footage from Youngblood.

Dark. Dank. Blurry.

 

[CrazyEddie20]

I gotta tell you folks.

I really wanna be a fan of this garbage FPHL league and its garbage broadcasts.

But it's just garbage. Am I being redundant?

I cannot find a damned broadcast of theirs that's honestly worth watching. Most of them look like B Roll Footage from Youngblood.

Dark. Dank. Blurry.

Cue the fanboi expansionist sheep, bleating, "BUT WE NEEEEEEEEEEED SINGLE-A HOCKEY!"

 

[battra]

Cue the fanboi expansionist sheep, bleating, "BUT WE NEEEEEEEEEEED SINGLE-A HOCKEY!"

I like the idea of single A hockey, but I sure don't like the execution.

 

[JMCx4]

I like the idea of single A hockey, but I sure don't like the execution.

Kinda like these Boards, then.

 

[battra]

Kinda like these Boards, then.

Yeah'sir.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Wytheville gets a team out of all places in VA….

 

[JMCx4]

Wytheville gets a team out of all places in VA….

"If you build an ice rink in a stockyard, The Fed will come."

 

[CrazyEddie20]

Wytheville gets a team out of all places in VA….

"If you build an interstate highway junction in the middle of nowhere, the Fed will come."

 

[JMCx4]

"If you build an interstate highway junction in the middle of nowhere, the Fed will come."

"If you erect a temporary outdoor rink for playing a full season of home games in a minor league baseball park, the Fed will come."

 

[VaCaps Fan]

I used to live out there, hard mountain country is a Fed gamble for sure. Tempted to do a road trip there