Health Issues

[Ceremony]

Praying for you and yours James

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

All of my health issue`s have suddenly cleared up. It turn`s out it was just a Cold. I would like to thank everyone for there Prayer`s during this difficult time. Unfortunably i spent all my Saving`s on Medical William`s and now i have to Re-enter the work force at the age of 99. My 23 year old girlfriend Candy Jackson is threatening to leave me if I don`t get my Money back up. So if anyone has any suggestion`s for employment, i am all ear`s. I am thinking maybe a Walmart greeter. I have not worked since I Clipped Jim Nantz`s toenail`s for 50 grand a year.

 

[Jacob]

The Michael Jordan of age gap relationships.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

STFU

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am having a little bit of trouble finding Enployment. They placed me on the Do not hire list after i was fired from Clipping Jim Nantz`s toenail`s, there was a little bit of an incident. I was at his house one day and he ripped the most incredible fart, it was like a Buzz saw for 10 second`s flat. He has a beautiful scent. So i decided to one up him and take a dump in the middle of his new $10,000 carpet. I did not know that would cost me my career. So now i am thinking of becoming a Intergalactic Space Ranger. My buddy Cackle Crisp said i can use his rocket ship, where would we be without our loved one`s.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am now faking Lime`s disease 2 guilt my 23 year old girlfriend Candy Jackson into staying with me. I can keep this charade going for Year`s if need-be.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get a f***ing life, loser

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I am in the process of Passing away. 99 Beautiful year`s. Here is a look at the Life of Crick in Numeral`s:

389: Meal`s at Applebee`s
2334: Chicken finger`s Consumed at Applebee`s
70: Screaming match`s with the Wive at Applebee`s
1,089,350: Calorable`s consumed at Applebee`s
0: Dollar`s tipped at Applebee`s

 

[H3ckt1k]

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

The saddest part about me passing away. Is how beautiful I am. I am still a scorching hot p*ece of ass at the age of 99. I have done some modeling work very Recently. Whereas most of u are ugly as Hell. So remember I will still look better then your Busted ass`s even when i am a Rotting corpse. Let that Sink in.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Desperate time`s call for Desperate measure`s. I still cannot find Enployment. My 23 year old Girlfriend Candy Jackson gave me a ultimatum. If i don`t get my Cash up in one week she will leave me. My only option is 2 sell my collection of Jim Nantz`s toenail`s. I kept all his clippin`g`s in a Jar when i Worked for him, he had no idea. I was going to pass these nail`s on to my Grandkid`s but they`re going up on the Web now. These nail`s are priceless, I see a trip to Arby`s in the future.