OT: 119th Obsequious Banter Thread: April Foods Day

[Chicken N Raffls]

It felt like a golf ball was glued to my anus last night.....a little better tonight. However, your ordeal sounds actually worse. So far have avoided a kidney stone experience. A couple of buddies of mine have experienced more than 1 occurrence and they described it like yours.....

Hopefully a one off for you...

Yep. I had one like that years ago, and that's exactly how I described it, with the addition that it felt like someone was trying to shove said golf ball up there without having the courtesy to just finish the job. I fractured my sacrum once, and the first couple days in the hospital, if I shifted the wrong way felt the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life. That hemorrhoid was a close second in terms of uncomfortable things I never want to go through again.

 

[Embiid]

Yep. I had one like that years ago, and that's exactly how I described it, with the addition that it felt like someone was trying to shove said golf ball up there without having the courtesy to just finish the job. I fractured my sacrum once, and the first couple days in the hospital, if I shifted the wrong way felt the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life. That hemorrhoid was a close second in terms of uncomfortable things I never want to go through again.

This thing is lingering worse than Bobby Clarke....

Waking up at night with burning ....I think it is shrinking but not fast enough. I had one a bunch of years back but it wasn't as bothersome as this..

 

[Kermit the Prog]

Yep. I had one like that years ago, and that's exactly how I described it, with the addition that it felt like someone was trying to shove said golf ball up there without having the courtesy to just finish the job. I fractured my sacrum once, and the first couple days in the hospital, if I shifted the wrong way felt the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life. That hemorrhoid was a close second in terms of uncomfortable things I never want to go through again.

Boggs has entered the chat

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

This is outstanding

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

As a fellow smart ass I approve.

 

[Superman33]

Yep. I had one like that years ago, and that's exactly how I described it, with the addition that it felt like someone was trying to shove said golf ball up there without having the courtesy to just finish the job. I fractured my sacrum once, and the first couple days in the hospital, if I shifted the wrong way felt the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life. That hemorrhoid was a close second in terms of uncomfortable things I never want to go through again.

Will not Google.

 

[DancingPanther]

Will not Google.

Bone above the tailbone. Way at the bottom of the spinal column basically

 

[Superman33]

Bone above the tailbone. Way at the bottom of the spinal column basically

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Flybynite]

 

[ybnvs]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Look at this mudder f***er!

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Frank is a national treasure

 

[Flybynite]

Damn thing looks like what they kid in the Willy Wonka chocolate river got sucked into lol.