Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXVV: Matthew "Chucky" Tkachuk Appreciation Thread

[Kairi Zaide]

and then a week after this

3 weeks there

shit even when I used to go on vacation it would be one-two weeks tops

that's a lot of time and then you're going to japan too. your work just let you take a month off like that?

Yes

 

[John Price]

breaking kayfabe to say that if you seriously thought someone was "Unemployed" who had season tickets to all 4 sports teams in DC you're f***ing stupid

i mean, there were literally office olympics

what the f*** would give you the impression that i would be unemployed

 

[PanthersPens62]

Now that REDACTED doesn't post here anymore I can break kayfabe and go back to work boys

might finish my taxes too, again it is just a matter of reviewing for accuracy

"wow this is a whole different John Price that works and pays taxes to his government"

now that "he" doesn't post here anymore there's no need to bullshit you, the people anymore. And no, I will not take any question on my occupation at this time.

1. I would really love to know who "REDACTED" really is. My hunch is its whoever used the name Paul Simonon among his many other alters but I could be wrong.

2. So, this supposed "job" that you claim to have.......is this something you've had for awhile now & is the REAL reason for the rigid times you can/can't run errands? If so, you could have just told us this awhile ago, it at least would have made sense. Of course not being willing to talk about what the job is makes little sense as is, but whatevs ! Just glad to see you are being productive.

 

[John Price]

1. I would really love to know who "REDACTED" really is. My hunch is its whoever used the name Paul Simonon among his many other alters but I could be wrong.

2. So, this supposed "job" that you claim to have.......is this something you've had for awhile now & is the REAL reason for the rigid times you can/can't run errands? If so, you could have just told us this awhile ago, it at least would have made sense. Of course not being willing to talk about what the job is makes little sense as is, but whatevs ! Just glad to see you are being productive.

the only reason to pretend to be unemployed was to entertain HIM

since he "hates" me and wants nothing to do with me I can cut the shit now and tell the people the truth. it was very obvious I adhere to an 8 hour schedule and that leaving the house at any time during that schedule like in an actual office would mean making up lost time.

and not everyone wants to work until 5 or 6 at night.

 

[John Price]

busy working and watching Korean starcraft videos

Mantis a big StarCraft fan

Oh by the way again since Sega doesn't post here anymore he can't give me shit for being unemployed when it was all a ruse to entertain REDACTED

I can't believe you all were so stupid to fall for that. nobody that is unemployed pays a mortgage for several years on a townhouse

 

[PanthersPens62]

breaking kayfabe to say that if you seriously thought someone was "Unemployed" who had season tickets to all 4 sports teams in DC you're f***ing stupid

i mean, there were literally office olympics

what the f*** would give you the impression that i would be unemployed

Well, this is even more shocking than Sheila being alive ! Yes, you could have been unemployed. You could have really been a trust fund baby....who really knows! Although, admittedly that whole "I can't leave before 3PM" shtick made zero sense unless you did have a job. So you once said "you root for the Commies for a living" so one could assume your job has something to do with that. Or it could even be a govt type job since you want to keep it on the downlow. Whatever it is, I hope your bosses are ok with you owning 467 plushies !

 

[John Price]

Well, this is even more shocking than Sheila being alive ! Yes, you could have been unemployed. You could have really been a trust fund baby....who really knows! Although, admittedly that whole "I can't leave before 3PM" shtick made zero sense unless you did have a job. So you once said "you root for the Commies for a living" so one could assume your job has something to do with that. Or it could even be a govt type job since you want to keep it on the downlow. Whatever it is, I hope your bosses are ok with you owning 467 plushies !

You boys are taking the truth well

yes i sit at a computer all day for 8 hours

It's good honest work

 

[John Price]

the home office is better than a work office

when I used to work in the office it was fine but I couldn't bring all the plushies in. like I used to have a geico gecko plushie and that was it. now I just have two cubes full of them here.

work office also had better food than this food trucks used to come by everyday.

how do you even survive working at home eating home food.

 

[PanthersPens62]

You boys are taking the truth well

yes i sit at a computer all day for 8 hours

It's good honest work

I mean, again, I'm not 100% surprised because that whole 3PM thing made no sense unless you had bosses to report to. I'm very happy to hear this although, I still wonder how you have time to do whatever your job is AND shitpost/watch IG videos as much as you do. But hey, as long as you are getting your job done, that stuff does not matter.

 

[John Price]

I mean, again, I'm not 100% surprised because that whole 3PM thing made no sense unless you had bosses to report to. I'm very happy to hear this although, I still wonder how you have time to do whatever your job is AND shitpost/watch IG videos as much as you do. But hey, as long as you are getting your job done, that stuff does not matter.

I keep a phone and tablet by my computer.

 

[PanthersPens62]

the home office is better than a work office

when I used to work in the office it was fine but I couldn't bring all the plushies in. like I used to have a geico gecko plushie and that was it. now I just have two cubes full of them here.

work office also had better food than this food trucks used to come by everyday.

how do you even survive working at home eating home food.

Simple.......the cafeteria prices were quite expensive so you save a lot of $$$ eating at home. I will admit, the food they served was quite tasty.

 

[John Price]

Simple.......the cafeteria prices were quite expensive so you save a lot of $$$ eating at home. I will admit, the food they served was quite tasty.

I worked in several offices we never had a cafeteria

mostly food trucks or a cafe in the building.

I miss the cubicle sometimes but I wouldn't have as much freedom as I have now. these days it would shut down anything non work related.

of course I don't commute anymore so that kind of sucks but it's also good too.

 

[John Price]

this office needs cleaning

 

[John Price]

might unpack the Harry potter stuff

 

[John Price]

Jonathan Majors Sentenced to 52-Week Domestic Violence Intervention Program

The sentencing comes after the 'Creed III' and Marvel actor was convicted of reckless assault in the third degree and harassment in December.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[John Price]

 

[Hammettf2b]

breaking kayfabe to say that if you seriously thought someone was "Unemployed" who had season tickets to all 4 sports teams in DC you're f***ing stupid

i mean, there were literally office olympics

what the f*** would give you the impression that i would be unemployed

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

the Donald Trump Ai calculus Instagram account is fire

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Hammettf2b]

Did you see Cody finish his story???

Yes

Time to update your avatar!!!

 

[John Price]

Did you see Cody finish his story???


Time to update your avatar!!!

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