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Carolinas Identity* · May 28, 2016

snarktacular said:
Now imagine Olivia Munn wearing the same thing doing the belt/discount double check

I'm good, I'll just keep thinking about my future wife :naughty:

Lord Flashheart · May 28, 2016

24 h of Nordschleife currently ongoing. If anyone's interested:
stream - http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-streams/
live timing - http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-timing-ticker/

Interesting note. There's a #8 Mercedes AMG GT3 with a Alzen, Arnold, GÃ¶tz and Seyffarth behind the wheel. However, #88 has the same guys behind the wheel as well. What that means is that 4 drivers will attempt to drive 48 hours in a span of 24 hours around probably the most grueling race track in the world (granted there was a 3 h stoppage due to extreme rain and hail).

duckaroosky · May 28, 2016

Carolinas Identity said:
I'm good, I'll just keep thinking about my future wife

Until she beats you.

Carolinas Identity* · May 28, 2016

duckaroosky said:
Until she beats you.

Who is to say I might not enjoy that :naughty:

But, that said, I have a secret ace up my sleeve. There is an obscure law in North Carolina, that if you book a hotel room with someone and register as being married on the booking, then, by law, you are legally married.

Just gotta convince her to go see a Railhawks game with me or something.

Tenth one down.

That website has some real doozies, I will take my leave of you as you peruse some of the funnier laws our great country has to offer :laugh:

duckaroosky · May 28, 2016

Do they ask if you're married if you book a hotel?

Sojourn · May 28, 2016

Lord Flashheart said:
24 h of Nordschleife currently ongoing. If anyone's interested:
stream - http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-streams/
live timing - http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-timing-ticker/

Interesting note. There's a #8 Mercedes AMG GT3 with a Alzen, Arnold, GÃ¶tz and Seyffarth behind the wheel. However, #88 has the same guys behind the wheel as well. What that means is that 4 drivers will attempt to drive 48 hours in a span of 24 hours around probably the most grueling race track in the world (granted there was a 3 h stoppage due to extreme rain and hail).

I love the 24 hour events. More for the engineering and endurance side, than the excitement of the race. Those cars are put through so much. It's one thing to have a car function in top form for 3 hours, but an entire day is crazy.

Not to mention that track is insane during the day. At night it really is the Green Hell.

Lord Flashheart · May 28, 2016

Sojourn said:
I love the 24 hour events. More for the engineering and endurance side, than the excitement of the race. Those cars are put through so much. It's one thing to have a car function in top form for 3 hours, but an entire day is crazy.

Not to mention that track is insane during the day. At night it really is the Green Hell.

Exactly, it's insane. The crews that work on cars are also on a very tough schedule in 24h races, often going nearly two full days with very little sleep. And with the cars getting ever more reliable races tend to be close. Fun times.

SirQuacksALot · May 28, 2016

I made a pinewood derby car once.

snarktacular · May 28, 2016

Back in the PS2 days I hated Nordschleife because of GT4. You had to do a complete lap for a license test, without touching the walls or going off the track. License tests are the worst.

Ducks DVM · May 28, 2016

Sirquacksalot said:
I made a pinewood derby car once.

Hah. I made a pinewood derby car TWICE!

In truth, we are both lying. Everyone knows that the competitive fathers hijack that event and make the cars themselves for bragging rights.

snarktacular · May 28, 2016

I made my winless cars all by myself, TYVM.

kducks · May 28, 2016

Carolinas Identity said:
Who is to say I might not enjoy that

But, that said, I have a secret ace up my sleeve. There is an obscure law in North Carolina, that if you book a hotel room with someone and register as being married on the booking, then, by law, you are legally married.

Just gotta convince her to go see a Railhawks game with me or something.

Tenth one down.

That website has some real doozies, I will take my leave of you as you peruse some of the funnier laws our great country has to offer

I think her actual husband might have a problem with that.

SirQuacksALot · May 28, 2016

Ducks DVM said:
Hah. I made a pinewood derby car TWICE!

In truth, we are both lying. Everyone knows that the competitive fathers hijack that event and make the cars themselves for bragging rights.

If we're counting dads "I" made three. But I actually made one once, it got third (of 7).

Carolinas Identity* · May 29, 2016

kducks said:
I think her actual husband might have a problem with that.

I ain't scared of Jeremy Stevens, I'm basically the same size as him, and am really good at blocking punches with my face :box:

Lord Flashheart · May 29, 2016

Pass for the lead in the last lap of a 24 h race. Bit agressive, but need to defend better than that against faster driver.

SirQuacksALot · May 29, 2016

kducks · May 30, 2016

Holy crap Disney, it sounded like you were trying to burn the house down.

TesseracT · May 30, 2016

Have never, EVER, shattered the face of my phone since I've had one. We're talking 15+ years of having a cell phone. Last night? Phone fell a whole 2.5 feet onto a wood floor and THAT's what shattered my screen. To add insult to injury, I'm only 5 months out from an upgrade. :facepalm:

TesseracT · May 30, 2016

Oh yeah, and a few days ago I was having a nice little drive on Virginia back roads when some dumbass taking up too much lane forced me to the right and into a trench which eventually lead to the side of someone's driveway entrance. Two blown tires, two destroyed wheels on the right side. It's been an expensive couple days. :help:

(wheels are bent to hell on the inside which is why this one looks fine)

TesseracT · May 30, 2016

Sirquacksalot said:

'Tis wrong. Ferrari NEVER leads a Mercedes.

EDIT: Unless we're talking about yesterday when Vettel beat out Rosberg. :laugh:

Sojourn · May 30, 2016

TesseracT said:
'Tis wrong. Ferrari NEVER leads a Mercedes.

EDIT: Unless we're talking about yesterday when Vettel beat out Rosberg.

I saw that and thought the exact same thing.

I liked the sound effects though.

SirQuacksALot · May 30, 2016

We should have an ongoing D&D thread during the offseason.

Carolinas Identity* · May 30, 2016

Sirquacksalot said:
We should have an ongoing D&D thread during the offseason.

CI rolls a 20 on his charisma check to pick up the cute girl at the bar

later on in the evening, he rolls a 1 on his fortitude check and "finishes early"

many laughs are had at his expense :sarcasm:

Sojourn · May 30, 2016

Carolinas Identity said:
CI rolls a 20 on his charisma check to pick up the cute girl at the bar

later on in the evening, he rolls a 1 on his fortitude check and "finishes early"

many laughs are had at his expense

Isn't a 1 some sort of fumble?

Lord Flashheart · May 30, 2016

Sirquacksalot said:
http://i.imgur.com/jmpUrST.png

I love these.

TesseracT said:
Oh yeah, and a few days ago I was having a nice little drive on Virginia back roads when some dumbass taking up too much lane forced me to the right and into a trench which eventually lead to the side of someone's driveway entrance. Two blown tires, two destroyed wheels on the right side. It's been an expensive couple days.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=8b83fe0581db21b545add286bafb4053&oe=57C8F63F

(wheels are bent to hell on the inside which is why this one looks fine)

W210 in MA. That must be a rust bucket by now.

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