NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[JojoTheWhale]

This was legally binding, Jojo has to pick again.

Can you prove that the bit wasn’t Maximum Chaos?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can you prove that the bit wasn’t Maximum Chaos?

I can prove that this whole thing was built on trust and friendship.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just a reminder that the Futurehead picks appear on the spreadsheet in the Future/Clones tab.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I can prove that this whole thing was built on trust and friendship.

I started considering this, but I got distracted remembering this M.A.D. Cats’ great’s catch and cut:



This feels like a learning moment.

 

[BiggE]

Wait, I actually now have to see which stupid children were chosen by even stupider men to play an incredibly stupid game?

FML

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Did not think I was going to get Michkov sniped picking third in this phase, but alas...

We could all do with a little crazy in our franchises and the following picture ensures that craziness lives within the newest member of the Seattle Sockeyes, Adam Fantilli.

@Young Sandwich, I suspect I may regret passing on someone else...

 

[Young Sandwich]

He's already a Duck, so his eventual transition to the Quackverse will be seamless. Welcome to the Sexpos, we're beyond thrilled we weren't forced to take that wide-eyed werewolf.

Futurehead - Leo Carlsson

Just as you suspected, @Hollywood Cannon , the first 4 picks were skipped due to time and you are on the clock.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Oh look, the picture doesn't work in my post, what a surprise. Do I need to save pics to my device to upload or only use certain websites? Or maybe I need to punch myself in the face as hard as I can for it to work?

 

[Lord Defect]

Of course I get the last meaningful pick. Of course.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh look, the picture doesn't work in my post, what a surprise. Do I need to save pics to my device to upload or only use certain websites? Or maybe I need to punch myself in the face as hard as I can for it to work?

Definitely punch yourself in the face first, then upload it from your save. I can post any of the shit I saved to imgur.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Definitely punch yourself in the face first, then upload it from your save. I can post any of the shit I saved to imgur.

This is devastating, but ok.

 

[BiggE]

https://media.tenor.com/12Fv9x_3mCIAAAAM/it-worked-rupaul.gif

Nope, it didn’t. This site must be run by Chuck Fletcher

Oh well, guess it will just be short, non gif selections for the Methgators this phase.

 

[BiggE]

Pain in the ass though

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Welcome to The Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @ajgoal on the lido deck, and Starberry on the lido afterdeck.

I'm on fat watch now. Later.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sorry for delay. Had a shitty day that only got worse overnight.

I went over to my brother's house to celebrate my step-mom's birthday and after that was over I rushed home to catch the Rams game. Shortly before kickoff my mom texted us that our aunt had passed away. She has been in hospice for months and fighting numerous cancers for years so we knew it was coming and it's a bit of mercy towards her and my mom who looked after her.

I proceeded to watch the game with hope in my eyes and it admittedly was a very good game just with a bad result for me. The game ended sometime around 11PM and I fell asleep around 11:30.

Fast forward to 1:00AM and I wake up to Thatcher Venmo screaming so I go in his bedroom to find that he's covered in his own vomit. He would go on to throw up several more times over the night but he did it like a champ so i'm very proud of him.

I'm running on empty with all that happening and then something else that i'll get into at some other time on here.

With all of that said, while he is not Thatcher Venmo's favorite player, we're proud to select as our first future head of phase twenty six...

Will Smith (with a caveat that if the courts rule that Jojo could not actually take Bedard we select him instead) History will remember this.

@Striiker have at it. I apologize for the delay.

 

[BiggE]

Sorry for delay. Had a shitty day that only got worse overnight.

I went over to my brother's house to celebrate my step-mom's birthday and after that was over I rushed home to catch the Rams game. Shortly before kickoff my mom texted us that our aunt had passed away. She has been in hospice for months and fighting numerous cancers for years so we knew it was coming and it's a bit of mercy towards her and my mom who looked after her.

I proceeded to watch the game with hope in my eyes and it admittedly was a very good game just with a bad result for me. The game ended sometime around 11PM and I fell asleep around 11:30.

Fast forward to 1:00AM and I wake up to Thatcher Venmo screaming so I go in his bedroom to find that he's covered in his own vomit. He would go on to throw up several more times over the night but he did it like a champ so i'm very proud of him.

I'm running on empty with all that happening and then something else that i'll get into at some other time on here.

With all of that said, while he is not Thatcher Venmo's favorite player, we're proud to select as our first future head of phase twenty six...

Will Smith (with a caveat that if the courts rule that Jojo could not actually take Bedard we select him instead) History will remember this.

@Striiker have at it. I apologize for the delay.

Sorry for your loss and I hope TV is feeling better today.

 

[Striiker]

Futurehead - Andrew Cristall

@ajgoal

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Futurehead - Andrew Cristall

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@ajgoal

I have never been more confused in my life. How do you even know who Isaiah Foskey is?

 

[Striiker]

I have never been more confused in my life. How do you even know who Isaiah Foskey is?

I'm not sure I like your tone or the question

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Futurehead - Andrew Cristall

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@ajgoal

What the hell is going on

 

[Striiker]

What the hell is going on

I picked, now @ajgoal is up, and @JojoTheWhale called me stupid

 

[ajgoal]

Y'all go ham with the useless hockey players. @BiggE and I will start with the important stuff.

Sometimes it even comes on a stick!



Team Street Food: Okonomiyaki

@Strawberry Fields

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Y'all go ham with the useless hockey players. @BiggE and I will start with the important stuff.



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Sometimes it even comes on a stick!



Team Street Food: Okonomiyaki

@Strawberry Fields

I can't stomach that at all. I had some at a Japanese place in Bangkok - like a legitimate restaurant - and emptied my insides out.

 

[ajgoal]

I can't stomach that at all. I had some at a Japanese place in Bangkok - like a legitimate restaurant - and emptied my insides out.

I loved it. But I'm sure it depends on what fillings they put in it.