Actually, I've got the solution.
We do a coaching team of Sutter, Keenan, Hitchcock, Mike Kitchen and Davis Payne; they take turns being head coach, and we have Mike Yeo as the coach in waiting when all 5 of them don't want to coach some night. We also bring back Ken Wilson to do play-by-play; he'll only be able to drool breathlessly over the Detroit Red Wings twice a season and we can keep a recliner nearby so he can rest there when he predictably sounds bored when the Blues are skating around doing nothing.
........ oh baby?