Managerial Thread - 23/24 Season - Chelolsea

[S E P H]

prepping myself for a miserable off season, this feels like a starting gun

This is going to be another season of selling 3/4 of the club and buying another 3/4 of players at 8 year contracts.

I can't believe that Poch left after just one year. I mean, I was totally expecting him to be fired sometime next season, but this is worse than the Buffalo Sabres level of incompetence.

 

[Power Man]

If player instagram posts are anything to go by, Poch’s departure is not being particularly well received

Already looking to leave that ship?

 

[Evilo]

If player instagram posts are anything to go by, Poch’s departure is not being particularly well received

Enzo's 5th coach since he joined in january 2023.

 

[S E P H]

Are any of these blokes good?

 

[Power Man]

Enzo's 5th coach since he joined in january 2023.

His 4th

But yes that's a lot tbh

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

His 4th

But yes that's a lot tbh

The new one will be his 5th if you count Bruno Saltor doing one game as a caretaker (which IMO you shouldn't)

But 4 is absolutely f***ing insane

 

[Evilo]

His 4th

But yes that's a lot tbh

Next one will be 5th.

 

[S E P H]

LMAO, top-quality shiznite right here.

 

[Power Man]

Next one will be 5th.

yep

 

[Jack Straw]

I think this also means Gallagher is a goner....

(He even looks a little like Levy)

 

[Chimaera]

Back off Hoeneß

 

[Power Man]

Michel?

Former Madrid player Michel?

 

[Savant]

Michel?

Former Madrid player Michel

Girona manager

 

[Savant]

Are any of these blokes good?

 

[Jack Straw]

Coach Beard from Ted Lasso?

 

[hatterson]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793018719808926139

Firing the manager because the players bottled a bunch of big chances is certainly a choice.

 

[Mark Stones Spleen]

Terrible decision to do this after recovering the season like that. It's like we don't want to succeed. Players and fans, alike, are going to be pissed.

The replacement isn't going to be any better and it's going to push us back a couple years.

I hope it's not tuchel.

 

[Savant]

Coach Beard from Ted Lasso?

Yeah. Boehly needs someone to run his 443 formation

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793018719808926139

Firing the manager because the players bottled a bunch of big chances is certainly a choice.

Also insanely funny given that basically all our underlyings this season had us in 4th LMAO

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I love Todd Boehly.

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

I love Todd Boehly.

hope

he

sees

this

bro

 

[Jersey Fresh]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793018719808926139

Firing the manager because the players bottled a bunch of big chances is certainly a choice.

“Strategic mismatch” LOL

 

[PanniniClaus]

We are now Watford

 

[hatterson]

Also insanely funny given that basically all our underlyings this season had us in 4th LMAO

We came armed with data and then we ignored what the lesson of analytics actually is.

 

[Juve]

Enzo's 5th coach since he joined in january 2023.

That's crazy!


@Evilo You should apply for Liverpool's Set Piece Coach.